Relive the awkward fun of Jerry at his worst-dressed with this itty bittys of Jerry Seinfeld in his iconic puffy shirt. This stylized plush version of Jerry wearing the pirate shirt from Seinfeld's "The Low Talker" episode is sure to inspire laughter, or at least an "Aye Captain" or two, when you reminisce with other fans and do your best delivery of Seinfeld's memorable "But I don't wanna be a pirate!" quote.